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Eastern Onion Singing Telegrams

Looking to send a singing telegram?  We've got the best talent in town!  Check below for character descriptions, then call us for pricing and personalization information at (513) 281-7464.

* Balloon-a-grams and gift deliveries also available - see below for more information

Character Descriptions

 

Elvis

(50's version, imitation with songs in costume)     $125-$150

 

Gorilla-Gram

(Six foot gorilla, sings and brings balloons)         $85

 

The Grim Reaper                                                                 

(Seven foot hooded character w/skeleton face and hands)  $85

 

Nerd

(A singing geek who can customize for an additional $10)  $95

 

Rhapsody in Balloons                                                

(Balloons and formal attire, can be customized                    $75

for additional $10.00)

 

Singing Hot Pink Pig                                                          

(Similar to Gorilla)                                                          $85

 

Belly Gram                                       

(Traditional Belly Dancer)                                              $95

 

Hillbilly Love Goddess                                     $125

(Down home country fun, customized singing gram)           

                                                                                                                              

Doug E.Love                                              $125

(Wonderful performer in yellow tux, sings and plays guitar, does customized songs)

 

The Hick                                                   $125

(A "country stud" who's sure he's God's gift to women!  Will

strip to red long underwear upon request!)   


The French Lover - Pierre Le Pieu                      $125

(Always in love with love, Pierre will swoon over and serenade your lovely lady)                                                            

 

Lounge Gorilla                                            $125

(An "almost real gorilla" in a cheap suit and pawn shop jewlery, he's got the best pick up lines in town and will serenade your lucky lady!)

 

Dr. Krank                                                                   $125

(A crusty old coot who gives you a health check-up for your birthday!)


The Godfather                                          $125

(A fearsome gangster will give "goodfella" advice on how to live after 40...50...60, etc.)

 

Rent-a-Cop                                             $125

(This "Barney Fife" will check the b-day guy or gal to see if they meet the city code requirements for 40...50...60, etc.)

 

Flamingos By The Yard                                 $125

(Have your special one wake up to a yard full of bright, pink

flamingos.  They will be the talk of the neighborhood.)

 

*Additional distance charge beyond the I-275 loop

Balloon-a-grams

Movie Madness Bouquet

“Lights, Camera, Action!” Send them to Hollywood with this balloon-a-gram.  Includes a Foil Box of Popcorn balloon, 10 assorted balloons, $20 worth of movie passes, and a box of Junior Mints.                                                                      75.00

 

Margaritaville

Welcome to Margaritaville…just add a little Jimmy Buffet!

Includes Cactus and Margarita Glass foil balloons, 10 assorted balloons, chips and salsa in a gift bag.  Can add tequila w/ mix.                                                                                              65.00

                                                    With tequila & mix            75.00

 

Birthday Bouquet

Say“Happy Birthday” to someone special with this “Special” Delivery!   Includes one foil Happy Birthday balloon, 10 assorted, long-stemmed red rose, 6" cake. Can add champagne.

                                                                                    65.00

                                                           With chamgagne 75.00

                                 

Grim Reaper Bouquet

Go ahead, be a little mean for those certain birthdays, but don’t forget about  paybacks! Includes a giant Grim Reaper Head Foil balloon, 10 black balloons, and an "Over the Hill" mug w/ chocolates. Add a six-pack of beer or bottle of wine. 

                                                                                     65.00

                                                      With Beer or Wine  75.00

 

Dude, It’s Your Birthday!

Peace out and send a groovy gift to that special person.

Includes a Tie Dyed Happy Birthday balloon, 10 tie-dyed balloons, Bag of Doritos, Peace Sign necklace, HoHo’s, bandana. Add a bottle of Boone’s Farm Wine. 

                                                                             65.00

                                                           With Wine 75.00

 

 

Sex In The City Birthday

It’s “Girls Night Out” with this special delivery!

Includes one foil Happy Birthday balloon, 10 assorted balloons, a Boa, Diamond Ring, and a Martini glass filled w/ chocolate.  Add champagne.

                                                                                   65.00

                                               With champagne            75.00

Romantic Bouquet

Say “I Love You” with this very special delivery!

Includes a Heart-shaped foil balloon, 10 assorted balloons, a long-stemmed red rose,  and a box of chocolates.  Add a bottle of wine.  

                                                                                   65.00

                                                                   With wine 75.00

 

Tropical Get-a-way!

Send someone special the next best thing to a trip to the islands!

Includes a foil palm tree balloon, foil parrot or tropical fish balloon, 10 assorted balloons, lei, suntan oil.  Add Pina Colada mix.

                                                                                     65.00

                                                                  With alcohol 75.00

 

This Bud’s For You!

And this delivery is for your favorite couch potato.

Includes a Foil Beer mug, 10 assorted balloons, bag of pretzels, 6 pack of Bud.                                       

                                                                                    65.00  

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